Another 4 Shots


You know you’re a drunkard when…

  • You measure time by drinks, as in: “Hold on a shot, the movie doesn’t start for another four beers.”
  • You hate it when your lightweight drinking buddies get so drunk you can barely see them.
  • You think the only thing worse than warm flat keg beer on Sunday is no warm flat keg beer on Sunday.

Modern Drunkard Magazine