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God Will Be With You Shortly

From an interesting blog entry by Matthew Sturges:

God will be with you shortly; please remain on the earth. Your life is important to us!

Two Major Faults

I have two major faults as far as my Christian religion is concerned. The first is that I’m not always sure that I believe in God, and the second is my potty mouth.

If you’re bothered by the first then you should know that I’m always faithful to my obligations before the Lord, even when I’m not sure he’s really there. That sort of faithfulness seems to me to be more real than any other kind.

If you’re bothered by the second then screw off.