So here is everything I can tell you about gravity. Gravity is pulling you toward a billion points in space, but for most of us the effects of gravity begin and end with the surface of the Earth. Gravity gives meaning to the term “down.” You aren’t the only thing that falls down. The fact that gravity operates on objects besides you gives rise to the exclamation “heads up!”
The Cautionary Principle
I use the Cautionary Principle while Tina tends to use Cost-Benefit Analysis.
Used Soul Salesman
From A. W. Tozer:
bq. The God of the modern context is no God at all. He is simply a glorified chairman of the board, a kind of big businessman dealing in souls.
Hotlinking
Stop Hotlinking with htaccess! I got snagged by realpolitik.us for hotlinking to an image (a cartoon) on their site. That inspired some research into how to protect my own images from hotlinking.
Blozizle Artisizzle
Here’s a quote from a really deep thinker: “I like to expand my vocabulary by making new words…”
A Friend of a Friend
On their greatest hits CD the Counting Crows cover the Grateful Dead’s song Friend of the Devil. I normally like to sing along with songs on the radio, but I had a hard time singing the line, “A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.” It was as if I was singing, “I’m a friend of the devil, so if you are too then you’re okay with me.”
Jesus told us to love our neighbors; to show kindness to our enemies; to give to those who ask and to never turn away from one in need. In that context I’m supposed to befriend even those who have befriended the devil. And that would make me “a friend of a friend” of the devil. Not nearly as lyrical, but true nonetheless.
So now my interpretation of this line can be something like, “Yes, I’ll open my heart to you; I don’t care who you’ve hung out with” Or better yet, “You’re a friend of the devil? Then hang out with me too, friend, because my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”
Corbah!
Cora likes The Boohbahs. It’s a kids show on PBS that involves a lot of exercising and running around, and Cora loves to dance and run around right along with it. She started slow at first, but now she tells me, “Daddy, dance!” when Humbah, Zumbah, Zing Zing Zingbah, Jumbah, and Jingbah start running around.
The best physical description of the Boohbahs from a news organization comes from the AP via CNN: gumdrops clad in Astroturf. My impression is that the Boohbahs look like visitors from a planet where the dominant species had evolved from shag rug and then grew exceedingly obese and sparkly.
Cora, however, does not judge by appearances. The Boohbahs make fun sounds and do fun dances and have a cute little dog named Fido. And, except for the carpet fiber exterior, she’s becoming one of them.
Less Than
I’m on the Mercy Committee at my church and we deal with requests for assistance from people in the surrounding community. Some of the requests are made by honest people with legitimate needs. Some of the requests are not. We are rarely sure which is which. I’ve been doing this for something over a year now and I’ve never become comfortable with the fact that sometimes we have to tell people in need that the Mercy Committee has decided not to have mercy on them. At least not in the financial regard that they were hoping for. But you may help yourself to some nonperishable food items from our pantry.
We get lots of financial requests from people who have gotten shut-off notices from the power company. They will lose their power — their heat — unless they come up with X dollars by the end of the month. Can we please give them X dollars?
Sometimes there are good reasons not to give them X dollars. Some people scam well meaning charities. Some people are in an unsustainable situation where their expenses excede their income. We want to help avert a catastrophe, not just postpone the inevitable.
But no matter why mom or dad is asking for the money, they often have kids in the home that are going to be effected too. Think of those kids for a minute. Think of the completely false lessons a school-aged child might learn from living in a home without power. Imagine how they would feel at school knowing that for some reason they don’t have electricity at their house. The other kids talk about TV shows and Gameboy and microwave popcorn. These kids have all of that stuff too, and light switches and a thermostat, but none of that stuff will come on for them anymore. Are they somehow less than the other kids they go to school with? They can’t bring a lunch meat sandwich to school and they can’t have milk on their cereal in the mornings. How many days do you think they might still use a bowl and a spoon to eat dry cereal before realizing that, without the milk, there’s no reason not to just eat it from the box by handfuls? “Is this because of my parents? Should I be ashamed of my parents? Should I be ashamed to live like this?”
No! No, you should not be ashamed! No, this isn’t your fault. You are not less than your peers; those with more than you are not better than you; bad stuff happens sometimes but it does not define your worth; there are plenty of people with big hearts who hate that your parent’s financial troubles are going to wreak havoc with your self esteem. But all that said, I’m still not going to help your parents with their electric bill.
I hate this job.
God’s Poker Face
God said he’d whip Nineveh but then relented. So if God is immutable then when He told Jonah that He would destroy Nineveh He had His poker face on. He was bluffing. Or was He?
Falling and Flying
Heard in a song:
“Falling feels just like flying until you hit the ground.”