Courage

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Who needs courage when you have a gun?

The Wizard of Oz talking to the Cowardly Lion on a Futurama spoof.

Disgusting

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Disgusting

The future is disgusting!

Fry, on Futurama, after learning that everything — including the food he eats — is pre-used and recycled.

So Wasted

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on So Wasted

I’m so wasted right now.

Will Farrell’s first words on The Daily Show interview.

Find the Truth

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Find the Truth

Find the truth. But look for it! Don’t just sit there and wait for it to find you.

Francis Collins, on The Diane Rehm Show

Freshman

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Freshman

Barf like a freshman!

Amy, Futurama

Floozies

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Floozies

Let’s find a couple of floozies and void their warranties all night long.

Bender, talking about sex on Futurama

Sandwich

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Sandwich

If I don’t have an erection, make me a sandwich.

Comedian on XM Radio saying that men have only two emotions: hungry and horny.

Webpage

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Webpage

My real life isn’t as glamorous as my webpage make it seem.

Leela, Futurama

Girl Cows

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Girl Cows

Mommies and cows that are girl cows make milk.

Cora

Big Government

Posted by on 21 Jan 2007 Comments Off on Big Government

Mentioning Jesus in your speech is small government. Doing what Jesus asked is big government.

Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report